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deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

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vivzie-zp:

jaysonthedukeofspook:

vivzie-zp:

so I’m rewatching Titanic for like the millionth time, and the names of the two men Leo wins the tickets from are named “Olaf” and “Sven”

it made me laugh, I see what you did there Disney, I just don’t know why.

Was Elsa the iceburg then

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*muffled screaming*

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suitupweird:

Inspiration | Women In Menswear | Wear It Weird

I’ll take five

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sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

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trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

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lychgate:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

This was my my fave line in this movie omg

has anyone even looked at all the choice frames in this 

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hoohah:

i didn’t think they’d actually use the quote but they did

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urbendisaster:

what?
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alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

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tygermama:

morivan:

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?

Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

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